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Drew did it better.

I’ve become a fan of gin bucks (Moscow Mule but with Gin instead of Vodka). Absolutely fantastic drinking, even though I make it in a regular highball glass.

Not a Jets fan, but I live 5 minutes from the stadium and tickets were $10 for 2nd level seats, so I went. I was surrounded by Jets fans booing the entire game, and eventually starting a “We want Petty” chant.

I’m assuming this will air on Univision?

Pictured: Candidate and it’s running mate.

I picked up the Chewbacca one on a whim a few weeks ago, so now I’m going to a Halloween party in it with my girlfriend as a gender-bent Han Solo.

It’s been awhile since I heard a joke like that.

Why did you say “athletes” and then include a tweet by Chris Kluwe?

Too many good doggos, not enough good fluffy rats. Also gratuitous tube amp for Dave. Not a question, almost a counterpoint.

Came here to make the joke that half the video was from one scene.

Drew, do you have a book out?

Oh, you must be from Pittsburgh.

Nah, NY takes credit for North Jersey stuff. See, e.g. Giants, Jets, Red Bulls.

“These officers have to live with the emotional challenges of killing another human, but the victim doesn’t feel anything at all!”

A lot of these horse people seem to think a horse is no different than a golf club.

“Oh, you’re a fan of [team that’s not geographically closest to where you live]? How’s it feel jumping on that bandwagon?” - Every Giants fan I’ve met

A lot of typos in these fan responses. As someone who has lived within spitting distance of MetLife Stadium* their entire life, I’m surprised there aren’t more.

Breaking News: Top Gear without Clarkson does better in countries that Clarkson offends.

In the building that I work in, there is no way to take the stairs either up/down when going from the 4th floor to the 5th (top). The only way to go from 5 to 4 would be to walk down the fire stairs to the 2nd, then walk back up the main center staircase to the 4th. Therefore I always take the elevator from 5 to 4,

I can’t believe nobody came to help this poor Shitty Genovese.