Thank you for dropping in the “Apple can’t innovate” comment required in any post about Apple. Yours is now the 15,138,104,297 such comment on the internet in the last 20 years. Give yourself a pat on the back.

Cool. Then what?

As a die-hard National Park user and frequent visitor, I think retweeting this was a mistake. Trump has the emotional strength of an insecure middle-schooler and never forgets a slight. Seeing this will make him decide that Yellowstone needs a few strip mines.

Shh! Gawker doesn’t care about facts!

Every time you write an article like this and cry “plagiarism” ... even in jest ... where there is none, you strengthen the opposition. It allows them to go, “See ... fake news” and encourage people to ignore anything said about the President, even when it’s true.

So where’s the plagiarism aside from the five words “back to you... the people”?

As someone who works on both platforms: don’t switch. If you like consistent control interfaces (print menus being one example), don’t switch. If you like things that work as they are designed to, don’t switch. If you value your sanity at all, don’t switch.

Step 6: Shoot yourself in the head.

Seems to be only young people... What us older people value most in a career

it’s just a joke, don’t ruin it with over thinking it

A fortnight? Who wrote this? Liam Nesson?