mikehtiger
MikeHTiger
mikehtiger

@Psych0billy: And sometimes I sneeze when I fart...

@Red Rocket: .22 lrs kill people all the time...

@Duffey Wolvin: These aren't Chuck Norris jokes. they are 100% original Darco Sangermano jokes...

Darco Sangermano uses ribbed condoms inside out, so he gets the pleasure.

Sounds like they've got it covered...

I wonder if she'd move her arms while I was porking her in the back of my love den on wheels?

@Foo2rama: Stay thirsty my friend!

@yearofthe: Actually the world's gonna end on 10-21-11... Sorry but you shit the bed on that one...

@Mars: I lost my iPhone 4 and a 100 dollars... Karma says you should return them to me!

They can drop Snooki on me any day!

@blueeddie: Why would you buy it if they give it to you free?

IT'S NOT GONE WELL!

"Emergency Stig: Tiff Needell"