Now I really, really want to see one spitting fire right in front of the rear tires.

I think I would be pretty upset if I grew up and found out I was born in the goddamn Lincoln Tunnel.

Yeah, I like the pointy version a lot better.

An asshat cut me off on my way home from seeing it, and I was so upset that I didn’t have one of those explodey spears to toss through his window. I loved this goddamn movie.

Acura has finally, FINALLY, moved away from the parrotfish beaks.

Gas is 50¢ cheaper this week? Clearly this will last forever, TIME TO BUY THAT TAHOE!!

I wish my car had Android, even if it’s not full Android with the Play Store and apps and everything. The infonavitainment system in so many cars is such ass.

Every time Car and Driver would drive a Holden, they would proclaim it the best thing GM ever made and they were idiots for not selling it here.

I remember when my dad was replacing his shitty old 94 Cutlass, the brochure for the shitty new 99 Cutlass went out of its way to show you those little rain-collecting roof lines were a feature.

My Caddy has them too, they’re awesome!

Yeah but it’s 4WD so its okay.

The opposite of this happened to my family once. My mom was looking at a new car, and they go to evaluate her current car for the trade value. The guy comes back saying that it was in an accident and obviously repainted because you can see swirl marks on the bumper.

And this is why TPMS that just makes an icon light up is a bad idea. Some people are too dumb to realize you actually might need to add air to their tires.

Last weekend I saw someone pulled over by a NJ State Trooper impala. I thought they were all CVPI or Tahoe.

GAH! IT LOOKS LIKE JAR JAR BINKS

I never knew how rare these were until like last year.

I would keep the Escalade an Escalade. Maybe make Brougham the max-opulence trim level on the big sedan and the Escalade. Just imagine an Escalade Brougham.

It is an absolute goddamn tragedy that Cadillac doesn’t sell an Eldorado.

Hell yeah, Big Wind!

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