It’s in the rulebook right before “no takesy backsies”.

Introducing doubt is all they need to do for the RWNJ media + Fat Nixon, so that’s all they feel they need to do.

And Angry Orchard will become MAGA champagne....

That’s a lottttt of energy over a t-shirt to end up getting fired over, sis.  

READ THE REPORT!  lol

If there was ever a time I wished I could give more than one star, this is it.

Let me tl:dr the article for you:

And then when Sarah wakes up in the morning:

Guys. I’ve just decided to sell the most amazing invention. It’s called “Aluminum Wrap.” It’s going to cost $75 per roll, because it’s made strictly from recycled aluminum cans, and while it’s flexible, it’s also a little stiff - so you could wrap food in it.

I’ve done this before at a few Cubs games. Haven’t figured out how to post on Youtube yet so I think I’m safe.

Denouncing racism and bigotry unequivocally ≠ talking about politics

Right? People always laugh at the Wesley Snipes stories from that set, but rarely does it seem to come up that maybe he was having a natural reaction to them trying to hand the keys to a successful black action franchise to Ryan fuckin’ Reynolds.

i feel like we’ve all entered into an unspoken agreement not to invoke the name of michael jai white’s ‘97 magum opus, and i’m ok with that.

Blade 2 was the shit as well. It’s unfortunate that for Trinity they decided what Blade really needed was a team of Caucasians.

will star in the reboot of the greatest black superhero movie since Meteor Man

If it wasn't about race they wouldnt be saying it to people born in the US. If it wasn't about race they wouldnt tell black people to go back to Africa. 

Proxima Midnight is the best superhero comic book name in decades.

I read that and totally started thinking:

Ok, let’s say the JanSport lasts 5 years for $40 and say you’re 30 years old. Figure you will use this bag is going to be used for (albeit conservatively) another 30 years.

Ok, let’s say the JanSport lasts 5 years for $40 and say you’re 30 years old. Figure you will use this bag is going…

The difference being that the Jansport will fall apart long before the GoRuck. The latter also has a lifetime warranty.

The difference being that the Jansport will fall apart long before the GoRuck. The latter also has a lifetime…