“Spirit animal”? Come on. Y’all know better than that.

Can you not use Spirit Animal. It’s cultural appropriation, offensive to some. Say Melania is your Patronus or living embodiment of your Cheetolini distaste. Thanks.

“Spirit animal” is a term that has real cultural meaning to Native Americans; this usage is appropriative. Please rephrase.

Melania Trump is becoming the other America’s spirit animal, and by other America I mean the America with a full set of teeth that doesn’t own a pickup truck or believe that the confederate flag is symbol of America’s pride.

The one that won was genetically modified. He’s really a Cheetocabra. Very rare!

I did not know Chupacabras were real until one ran for President and won.

Trump gave up more intel in 5 minutes with the Russians than John McCain did in 5 years of torture from the North Vietnamese.

I eagerly anticipate Trump’s prized fleet of coal-fueled aircraft carriers. They’ll be beautiful, the biggest ever, maybe, ‘kay. You’re not gonna believe it. And we can get F-35's to run on coal as well. Built with AMERICAN STEEL. I put that in. I said, why not use american steel? And they said sure why not. So that’s…

Bingo! If reacting to a woman’s words in a way she doesn’t care for equals sexism, criticizing a gay man for rolling his eyes is homophobia. What’s good for the bug-eyed goose is good for the silver-haired gander.

Mr. Hongo, it warms me to the very cockles to see you back, and my Gawkmodo day just got considerably brighter.

That’s unforgivable. We need an immediate investigation into the White House’s repeated, brazen abuse in advertising particular products and/or services.

Just trying to convey how shitty it would be to live there.

This is the moon. You’re thinking of Uranus

You’re almost never home, since you have a religious dedication to your work. You’re an emotionally constipated dead beat dad who is liable to throw your boss down a hole the first chance you get.

Hero.

Then again, Dany ended slavery and created a democracy in Essos while Jon Snow was busy... doing whatever it is he did between getting lost in the Wild and getting stabbed to death by his own people.

Sansa Stark Vice President

Dominar Rygel the XVI approves:

So angry