At first at thought that said 'The Winchester brothers fucking."

You're not alone bb!

If you give me your address I'll mail you some Xanax!

Going to see that DanRad* romcom.

Depending on the severity of your rainbow, your doctor may direct you to the nearest emergency room.

Disgusting.

Better than in olden days, when it was, "This shit is weird. Someone call an exorcist!"

50/50 is definitely rare - I know because I'm one of those 50/50 people, and I've yet to ever meet another!

But...but...we must respect other cultures! Waaah!

But if it was only one rainbow, ask your pharmacist.

Jesus, is today anti-ketchup day on Gawker?

I'm like 99% sure my psychiatrist is gay. I feel so comfortable with him and with the whole situation (tho obv I don't see him for anything relating to my queerness), I can't fathom the terrible things experienced in the same situation by those who came before us. :(

I'm ashamed to say that I just read my first goop 'article' earlier today. Gah, I feel unclean.

Worst trend ever. I like my guys lanky. Too much muscle makes me vom.

...what bulge?

On the rise?! JFC what is happening?!

Excuse you, I never got anything lower than a 99 in Phonics!

Well how do you pronounce giraffe?

I don't order steak out because I will only eat it if it's, like, beyond well done, and I don't want to be shamed.

To this guy AND to you. I will have my ketchup, and I will pronounce gif as 'jif'!