Oh my god there is nothing I don't love about this...but particularly I just noticed he looks like my high school crush. Quick, someone write fanfic for this scenario!

Please take the time to pray for those of us who are still in the trenches :(

Holy shit, this makes my OKC interactions look like nothing.

Okay, that makes a lot more sense then.

LOL how is this a story?

Definitely.

My schadenfreude is shifting into overdrive.

*will not be surprised to learn that Mark has died of scurvy*

Is a $15k wedding reception 'swanky' in Virginia? Cos up here that wouldn't buy much.

Legendary

I need to re-marathon Criminal Intent ASAP!

Ah, makes sense! Glad you thought of it!

Next time, consider donating it to a battered women's shelter. I believe cosmetics are usually on their wish lists.

Meanwhile, at bunny headquarters...

This headline? I'm going back to my campaign to find Mark's address and leave a few special gifts on his doorstep.

I'm getting really sick of seeing Cee-Lo's ugly face. Disgusting on every level.

OMG pretty AND with bonus kitty!

Sparkly mermaid leggings?! Pics??

Of course Ms. Herrera has the privilege of not having to schlep through the subway - where it's about 90 degrees underground even in the winter - or fight her way through the masses of people on any street in Midtown. When I go into the city, I dress for survival.

Eeeeeeee giant guinea pig!!!