The joke, its tired now. It wants to go visit its family, see the world, settle down, start another family of its own. Leave the poor joke alone for fucks sake.

I used to take 92 t0 work every morning. In addition to being a miserable clogged highway with no passing zones, it also has tons of overhanging trees like these. I’ve probably driven under that tree hundreds of times and lucked out

Why did this get reposted to Jalopnik?

BMW crank jacks are sketchy on a good day, I cannot imagine picking my car up that high with one anywhere in the vicinity.

I work right next to I75 north of macon. Its been a fucking parking lot northbound for the past 2 days.

Disclaimer: Im a Bimmerphile. Kill it with fire.

The E28 has aged well, Although im starting to believe they are ALL 528e’s. The 535IS body bits and the E60 wheels on this one just look out of place, but worth 3,500$ for sure.

After listening to two of my close freinds talk about nothing but their golf and jetta for the last 7 months, the word “volkswagen” makes my fucking skin crawl. I’ll take a beetle, with the engine in the back. Otherwise i’ll keep driving my old Fords and Bimmers.

I strongly suspect this ad is written in jest.

And we wonder why race relations in the country are absolute shit.

Are we actually saying that the Televangelist who conned people into giving him enough money to buy a former stadium so he could turn it into a church and con more people out of more money ISN’T a honest charitable person? Im shocked beyond words.

Aircooled VW owners. Those guys are the closest to a brotherhood as i’ve ever seen. Plus all their cars share most of the important bits, and can be fixed with spit and duct tape.

I dig everything about the I3 except that goddamn dip in the rear door. Why BMW? Why?

I expect to see this car roaming around Atlanta soon, lifted on 24's, 350 swap, bowtie exhuast tips, and random spots of primer.

Can you imagine the fucking mess you’d make changing those oil filters?

Disclaimer: Im a Ford guy, but im also realistic and realize that even Ford screws the pooch sometimes with garbage ideas like this one. Other than the trans and the fact that being 6'2" hinders my experience, the focus/fiesta are great little grocery getters.

If you wind up in the market for a Fiesta (or a Focus for that matter), dont be lured in by the higher trim models with the automatic. The manual in both of these cars isnt great, but its far better than the flaming dumpster fire that is the Powershift Automatic Transaxle.

How dare they try to take that persons car who didn’t pay for it.

Sounds like your friends have outgrown the beer-and-pizza stage that mine are still in. lol

I disagree, more cars to pack your shit in. Then you bribe your friends with beer and pizza to help pack and drive the other car. Winning