I was certain that's how it would end, too.

I would watch that!

I'm still convinced that Colin Ferguson has been hosting "Dirty Jobs" under the pseudonym "Mike Rowe".

Cues up "Red Barchetta"...

Agreed!

I believe in colloquial old Earth English, the term was "swagger", sir.

Wow, that... was horrible. I guess I'm a bigger fan of Black Sabbath than I am a fan of the Iron Man movies, because as good as the visuals were, I will not be watching it again.

Somehow I think if the zombies retained their ability to talk the show would actually be even better.

oh dear lord that hurt why why why did you do that...

Well, there's almost no real science in this post, but it is loaded with fiction, so clearly appropriate for io9.

Well done, sir!

"If an unlucky person tries to grab one, they will get a handful of venom, released when the setae poke into skin. Like a bee sting, the injuries can be painful but, for most, are not life threatening."

Wow, count me in - I have such a problem with this I've always avoided any driving. Sometimes even city driving starts to make me fade out. It's a horrible feeling.

Never expected to see a Lonely Island clip on io9, but I'm glad I did.

Your reasoning is sound, CJ.

Well, I didn't scream... but I did say "Holy Crap!"

Whew, I thought this was gonna be a Walking Dead spoiler.

Superman with grittier, more realistic flying sequences? What, like squished bugs on his forehead? Gutsy move... (sorry)