Well kid, I’m glad to see you taking initiative on putting color into your presentations, Mom has definitely noticed, so keep that up. We still need to work on the outbursts in the office and the pants shitting. Definitely a distraction to the rest of us here. Though, to be fair, the dog hasn’t complained.

Just sound like your typical, arrogant, I’m way too important for this shit, doctor.

Already have some!

In addition to 23 really good high def cameras, they have a fucking microphone, so we should have the first actual audio from the surface of another planet, which is really cool.

Firstly, it’s a terrible song. I wholeheartedly regret listening to it. Secondly, writing, producing and singing a song purely to rip on someone? I’ll happily admit that I am a petty person in many instances, but this seems like too much work for a public “fuck you”. Thirdly, it’s a shame to see just how different the…

I can’t help but think that she is supremely jealous of her former co-star, Zendaya’s career.

I don’t think it’s going to be good, but I am fascinated by how radically different it seems to be from what the Whedonstein’s Monster of the original theatrical release was.

I feel like that painting is probably not that hard to replicate if you have someone directing your every stroke. It’s like when people come out of those “paint and sip” places with professional looking paintings but you know they couldn’t have come up with that on their own. Surely you need some artistic talent, but…

It turns out Warner Bros is entirely run by 13 year old Limp Bizkit fans. 

The more I learn, the more intrigued I am about who the fuck thought greenlighting this abomination thought it was a good idea...

If you really have to be told not to put an industrial strength adhesive in your hair you shouldn’t be left alone with a glass of water.

Do you help protect the KFC secret recipe?

Streaming will forever be something I just do not get. Like are these dbags hate/rage-watching women stream? Each passing day also moves me more into the “internet was a mistake” camp.

Those reviews are genuine.

How “inorganic” when somebody gives 1 star to an application that sold their shares without consent in order to save their buddies in Wall Street.

Are we talking about the same Comcast? A chance to show they have ANY redeeming value?

Agree. It is covering his nostrils.

I think it’s just too small. It’s still covering all the breathing holes. 

Trump just left Joint Base Andrews, so unless he’s planning on a really last minute pardon, like, you know, continuing to work, I think this guy is shit out of luck. 

The title is completely wrong. This bug does not and can not brick your PC.