You don't want to lobby TOO hard with the HBO CEO of Tits. Otherwise…well, you know.

You've never heard of the law firm that moonlights as screenwriters? It's on all their ads.

Catwoman to Ruth Madoff is a hell of a career arc that any young actress should hope for. This generation it'd be like going from Black Widow to that angry lady in Kentucky who doesn't let gay people get married.

Rosebud…I mean, schwing!

First song I ever learned on guitar…

…Michael Caffee's adventures?

"…some millionaire, deeply disconnected "but i'm a Democrat" folk think that bad TV is the anti-Tea Party solution to the intolerance eating away at America."

Those are great ones, and let me offer up "Blood Crieth Unto Heaven" as well. One of the funniest episodes of TV ever made.

You thought "American Dad" was asleep, didn't you? Acting. https://www.youtube.com/wat…

I don't think it's as bad as its lowest point (some episodes from season one were cumbersome and have not aged well), but this current season hasn't been that great. The "seizure" and "shrink" episodes were not that good, and you could tell they wanted some of the beats to work that just did not. It's still one of my…

I don't know what this is, but Maria Bello in "A History of Violence" was legendary. So there's that. Good luck to this, uh, show!

Oh baby, that cheerleader outfit…

Oh, Bulldog. I miss your early days as a main cast member. Relegating you to a recurring role stunk. It was total BS.

Hey, advice is advice.

You look away for one second…

I'm sorry, I just have to thank you. Your comment is making me laugh my ass off. And I'm not even drunk!

And their bottoms…well, let's just say they ain't chopped liver.

Rose Byrne could convince me of a lot of things. I'd draw the line at a few things, though. Like "the world is flat" or "Jai Courtney is a good actor."

William Henry Harrison is sometimes described by historians as the "Viva Laughlin" of U.S. presidents. Also, that's just what Manimal does, man. There's no stopping it. It's like the tide of the ocean, or the self-righteous condescension of a hipster.

Chef did tell Stan that you have to find the Tiberius to make a girl like you.