Michael Arceneaux
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Michael Arceneaux is the author of "I Can't Date Jesus," which will be released July 24, 2018 by Atria Books/Simon & Schuster, but go ahead and pre-order it now.
7/20/17
2:56 PM
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Wow. He was arrogant and did not offer complete contrition yet has been granted parole. “I’m not Black, I’m O.J....okay.” Gotta pick up my face from off the ground. Later, y’all.

7/20/17
2:49 PM
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I’m fascinated by O.J.’s ability to chuckle like crazy throughout this hearing. He refuses to be humbled. That is not a compliment, beloveds.

7/20/17
2:02 PM
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Shouldn’t O.J. be crying right now, especially with this lawyer (bless his heart)?

7/20/17
1:58 PM
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O.J. should have just sent the parole board screeners of the ESPN documentary.

7/20/17
1:51 PM
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For a second there, I thought Arnelle was about to quote Monifah’s “I Miss You (Come Back Home)“ to the parole board.

7/20/17
1:48 PM
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Arnelle is giving it the best that she’s got (baby). She read a smooth two words and then started crying with no tears (unless the camera at the Lovelock Correctional Center is that bad).

7/20/17
1:43 PM
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He’s really trying to charm these people. Yet, they’re chuckling with him. I can’t tell if they’re laughing because they can’t believe he’s this dense or they’re falling for it.

7/20/17
1:36 PM
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O.J. isn’t behaving like a Black man living in Trump’s America trying to get out of prison.

7/20/17
1:34 PM
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“I’ve had some problems with fidelity in my life.” O.J., are those the problems you are confronting at your parole hearing?

7/20/17
1:32 PM
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O.J. sounds like he’s leaving a Yelp review about his prison rather than trying to get out of prison.

7/20/17
1:31 PM
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Is O.J. Simpson branding himself as the prison peace maker right now? Is that what I am hearing?