I’d like to buy that, but then why does Tracy Morgan pass the curse on again to the other comedian at the end?

They also rastified it by 5% and gave it a first look deal with Jeremy Piven.

Oops you’re mostly right, Ya-Ya Dia was a senior who played with Aw and Touomuo in 96-97. Those three would’ve played vs. God Shammgod who played his final season in college in 96-97. Boumtje-Boumtje played with Aw and Touomuo in 97-98.

Oh man that Georgetown team was full of great names. Beside Boubacar Aw, you had Joseph Touomuo (pronouce all those vowels... Two-ooh-o-moo-o), and Ruben Boumtje-Boumtje.  Plus that year when they played Providence you had those three on the court playing against God Shammgod.

Yep, the war ended right there with Barstool suing for peace.

“Fat Drake”... well, I’m not gonna unsee that.

“Fucking stamp collectors” -- Luis Alvarez

7/2 on the Ambien with any money moving the line.

I’m not crying.

Don’t bother trying to convince him. Whichever way you try, it’ll end badly.

That’s beautiful man, beautiful.  #YNWA

I don’t disagree with your overall point, but using those specific matches as an example is silly. If Isner and Mahut had played a three set match with a 70-68 third set, it still would have been by far the longest match in tennis history.

I know this is Splinter not Deadspin, but “I have total confidence in...” is the thing you always say right before you fire the coach. 

Same thing happened at the Rockford Auburn vs. Freeport (IL) game. http://www.rrstar.com/news/20180824/gunfire-halts-rockford-auburn-freeport-football-game only it actually was gunfire.

Douglas Adams wrote about the aye-aye in “Last Chance to See”. Here he is giving a (typically) hilarious lecture on the aye-aye, the Komodo dragon, and the Yangtze river dolphin.

Wrong.  WRONG!  It is the pitch that deserves contempt.  

It’s a play on the Liverpool FC motto “You’ll never walk alone”.

Cris Carter called getting cut “the best thing that ever happened” to him, and yes he quit drinking two weeks after the Eagles cut him.

What was the kayfabe reason for that match to be held on an island in the middle of nowhere?

Soccer threw the good solution to this away a long time ago. Replay the game the next day after a regular 90 minute match is tied. I believe an early round FA Cup match once went 6 replays (over like 10 days). I would like see them use the current early round FA Cup system, where they do 1 replay and then do PKs if…