“all of this public mourning for a canine life that was purposefully sacrificed by its owner, made to attack a basically unarmed man who was surrounded by cops”

I’ll fuck up as many of those groups as I have to until my friends learn to stop talking to me.

Too much lag. You would lose some of that initial torque.

Couldn’t Porsche just install a larger turbo to increase the range?

Mach-E will be built in Mexico, assembly should be much better.

Well holy shit I agree with Torch for once. Maybe he should stick to sports.

Judging by what I see during my daily commute, autopilot, despite all its flaws and shortcomings, is probably safer that 80% of human drivers on the road.

AI writes articles like Mitsubishi makes cars. All the parts are there, but the end result is WTF.

I have to admit, after what happened to Deadspin, I feel a bit irrationally dirty coming to Jalopnik. I know it’s not entirely logical, and it’s unfair to the writers on here, but it’s just another consequence of Spanfeller’s unbearable herbness.

As someone whose office just got renovated recently to a more “open concept”, it’s really not as good as a lot of people want to think.  I do like that we actually refreshed the interior to a cohesive theme instead of the years and years of additions and moved walls and mismatched carpet, but open concept means you…

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Honestly, “He strives to lose in less than 3 hours” would be among the better reasons this team has hired a coach.

Genesis G70 FTW.

Not sure the average person will care that the CT4 is a 2 or 3 competitor. They’ll be looking at everything at that price point.

I voted for Cadillac but my real vote is “an unlisted third option.”

Another reason to like Lincoln despite their lack of sedans. Corsair, Nautilus, Aviator, Navigator, Continental, f@&king fantastic names. If they finally redesign the MKZ back into the Zephyr I would be over the moon.

WHY ARE “RECENT VIDEOS FROM DEADSPIN” AUTO-PLAYING. MAKE IT STOP. I AM SO FUCKING DONE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST QUIT RUINING DEADSPIN.

I hate that you don’t make these new articles with each update. It renders commenting useless. Looking still comments from may when it’s an August update is blah. It only gets worse as time goes on. How about “best 8 games as of may 2017.... best 12 games as of August 2017" and so on and so forth. Will anyone ever…

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