Now Hondas engines can’t even last through contract negotiations.

That po’ boy dropped his sandwich.

Well, it certainly wasn’t a Bill Clinton-era regulation.

So now calling prostitutes on a government phone is bad? Thanks a lot Obama.

I’m big on the opening credits. I love when new cities appear. I love when cities containing plotlines that bore me don’t appear. I cheered the first time the dire wolf returned to Winterfell. So what’s going to suck even more than seeing the Wall come down in the show is the next episode when it’s a ruin on the…

Hey, kids grow real fast in this world. Tommen was like six at the Battle of the Blackwater, and then he was around eighteen when he was engaged to Margaery.

Euron is bringing a bottle of Barefoot wine, a bag of weed and a 3 pack of Trojans.

Tyrion, the Horn, or my guess: some cheap scented massage oil he bought at a gas station on the way over 

Give me Tormund’s flirting. One day i want someone to look at me like Tormund looks at Brienne

Not sure why but Dragonstone being compleatly empty bothered me. I mean a place that big should have animals or homeless people or something

My sis while watching the Euron scene, “He’s an asshole. I’d definitely fuck him. I mean you need to scrub yourself with steel wool afterward, but he’s probably good in bed.”

I just want to note that I kinda like Euron Greyjoy. That dude is hilarious - “two good hands!”

Mark my words. This little motherfucker is going to kill one of those White Walker giants.

WHY DIDN’T YOU KILL ED SHEERAN WHEN YOU HAD THE CHANCE ARYA

I heard that before completing several laps with the clear protective windscreen on the car, Vettel initially thought it would interfere with driver visibility.

skimming the beach on their ultra-low takeoffs and landings

Wasn’t the H2 on the same exact chassis as the Suburban and Silverado?

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Yeah, the car is outstanding, but part of me wishes it did have a V8. I love the twin turbo V6, but nothing beats a good V8.