which is remarkably funny, because melania totally aped the first lady’s speech, in heels.

I started to do things for myself earlier today, but stopped a minute in, because I just don’t have the desire. My libido could take a while to recover. Plus I think I might be an actual misandrist now(?), which is inconvenient when you’re straight.

I have an aunt by marriage whose last name is a very common Anglo men’s first name (think William/s, but not) and she married my uncle, whose first name is her last name...and also her brother’s name. Yes, her brother is named, essentially, William Williams.

dont blame yourself, thats a documented physical issue with most transpondsters.

Also! Look at the new John Lewis xmas ad:

My mom married a man (my dad) who has the same name as her favorite brother. I always found it a little odd. But then so was her brother—and my dad, come to think of it. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

All this time Trump has been saying the election is rigged. Anyone put any thought into whether that was an accusation or a confession?

I’d bring some Stand by Your Man-chego, a bread basket of deplorables and some First Lady fingers. :)

I’m incensed by “I can help who’s next.” THAT IS GRAMMATICALLY INCORRECT.

As if his hands could wrap all the way around a baby’s neck.

I’m pretty embarrassed to admit this, but I was once anti-choice. I was a born-again christian asshole. I spoke at a dinner, there’s video of me at the age of 19 on a christian talk show, marched at an anti-choice event. I do my penance now by giving money every month to Planned Parenthood and having an abortion every…

I was a John Mayer fan

Yeah, describing people as being a particular celebrity’s “type” isn’t terribly helpful. (“Looking for women that would remind Paul Giamatti of his college girlfriend, but in a pleasantly melancholic way (because of how that relationship started), not a bitter way (because of how it ended). Some nudity required.”)

Someone painted, “pumpkin spice is people” outside my starbucks.

There is really not enough wine in this world to get me to next Tuesday and possibly beyond if HRC wins. Comey fucks her over with emails she had nothing to do with and yet no ine is batting an eye that Trump is in bed with Putin.

SEE

Self absorbent guys arent all bad. You can use them to clean wine spills.

This is now my favourite Obama story. :)

Does he even acknowledge