Subaru 2.5 dohc. Head gaskets fail like clockwork at 130,000 miles.

Brown? check. Manual? check. Diesel? check. Wagon? check!

All I want for Christmas is a 4BT 6MT 4WD GMC Dodge Dakota!

First world (white kid) problems.

‘nuff said.

This is especially true in the holler living, sister coitus enjoying, meth cooking trash areas of my home state of West-By-God-Virginia. These low life hunks of feces make my beautiful state look like a bunch of inbred hicks. I’m not a fan of Pontiacs by any stretch but I hate what people do to GTPs on the regular.

Bland, boring old fashioned, intimidating. Redeeming feature? makes a great ramming machine. I used to take my 99 to parking lots and ram buggies and such (at high speeds) as well as push over small trees in the woods (excellent off road) and hop over curbs and all sorts of mischief. these things are underrated tanks.

I’ve always wanted one of those. A friend of mine has one with a 2.2 turbo III swap with a VNT out of a Shelby CSX. Pushes about 350 horse and has 21 lbs. of boost. That’s the max the stock ECU will register. And yea it torque steers like a high school cheerleader doing the whip.

“...But I guess that’s what Love its.. The simultaneous need to strangle someone but the realization that if you do, you will miss them.”

Holy fuck I cant breathe I’m laughing so hard

Mail Jeep DJ ftw.

cannibalism. don’t like things in me arse

DANGIT TORCH! you got me all excited.

I can finally replace my 98 V90 with a newer model! Well, in about 10 years when I can finally afford one. Just because I’m a Volvo tech doesn’t mean I can afford a new one.

I agree to a point. Just as I am sick to death of 32 Ford kit cars (some are amazing don’t get me wrong) I also don’t like stancing (or is it stanceing?).

I vote any, any, heavily modified car. Auto or manual. Huge cams, harsh shifts, heavy clutches, loud ass exhaust (possibly no cats, so you know, death fumes), stiff suspensions, hard ass racing seats, no noise insulation, a/c delete, touchy brakes, large wheels and tires (no give) and to top it off, no radio for…

How did you take that picture of my Caravan without me knowing?

“Which leaves Volvo, the only legacy manufacturer with the courage to raise their shield, blow their horn and enter the mouth of the cave.”

For over 20 years my first generation Sega Genesis has performed flawlessly. It has survived countless excursions to grandparents houses, friends places, college, 3 houses of my own and even 5 years in storage. 1 cable, 1 ac adapter, cartridge, wired controller. 10 minutes of setup (only if you have to scoot your old…

I was so caught up in the hilarity of my own writings I mis-typed thank you for that