Pike isn’t a name. It’s a fish.

Speak for yourself.  I, for one, am no stranger with my left hand...

The Seahawks stare-off strategy is going to backfire when they draft that Momo statue in the third round.

Last night my small daughter asked me, “There are 92 zebras and 12 more are invisible. How many are left?”
NFL, she’s ready for your call.

For as much shit as the Jays are catching for this, my God it’s going to be great watching this guy nearly every day from April 13 onward. Even if I have to listen to Buck Martinez and Pat Tabler provide the soundtrack for it.

I was still blown away that some unnamed AFC team was asking prospects, “If required, are you willing to claim that you were, in fact, misidentified as a 77 year old white male, who was spotted frequently at a specific massage parlor?”

One day, I will achieve my dream job of being the guy who writes NFL combine questions. I’ve been keeping a notebook for years. A few samples:

Drew writes a 3000 word essay about why he will never like mayo and everyone who tries to convince him is an asshole.

sir, this is an Arby’s

Brad Neely is a real genius and should have unlimited funds to make whatever he wants

I’m the exact same way but about raw tomatoes. The sight, smell and taste of raw tomatoes makes me physically ill. I get bullied about it all the time. “You just haven’t had a good one.” Yes i have

Some people despise it, my memory of it is fondly recalling Digital Underground’s brief musical # “All Around the World Same Song”. It was odd all around, those trash babies, their family meal scene and that detachable nose still creep me out when I think back, but it's been awhile.

Aww that was cute. So many fond childhood memories watching his movies. Let’s not forget, ok maybe we should forget, his role in one Nothing But Trouble. Making Centralia, PA seem terrifying way before Silent Hill.

Okay, so who had “ate an egg salad sandwich” in the “Why was Drew sick” pool?

Tribute starts at 0:39

/It’s like he was meant to be there all along.

Even if Foles wanted to comment about all the filth in this article, he can't.

He ranks a perfect 8 on a scale of 1-13!

But can Jacksonville keep him up for 60 minutes?