Yeah I mean not every lawyer does litigation and some of us *coughcough* got a C+ in Civ Pro. But I’m pretty sure the ABA would rate me unqualified (as they should!) and any functioning government would pick somebody more experienced (as they should!) and in the extraordinary unlikely event that I was picked I would…

OMG... I noticed that too!!! As someone who frequently drops f-bombs in between multisyllabics... “status quo ante”? Not the way more common “status quo”? No human talks like that Ted your scales are showing

Ugh we need to flip Cruz’ seat next year. Everybody please let’s donate and mobilize in support of Beto O’Rourke

Judgey! See if I ever calculate the length of a hypotenuse again

Ladies and gentlemen, your job creators.

Nope.

White, college educated women actually broke for Hillary. Although the margin was close, it was something like 51/47.

I read Annihilation in like, a night. It’s a fun read and I think it’s pretty well written. The main characters are kind of all dicks, which is weirdly refreshing when it’s all women.

Yeah it should really be called the music hall of fame or the popular music hall of fame or something. Isn’t like Run DMC in it?

This chick has terminal “let me speak to your manager” face

lol omg I haven’t thought about that scene (or that movie really) in ages

Zero bullet theory man. JFK’s head just, like, exploded

Dude that’s creepy, it reminds me of a Steven King short story where this guy decides he’s going to rid the world of violence and hatred. So he finds this town in Texas with a way lower than average rate of violence and links it to some special water spring. He runs tests on it and finds some chemical that makes…

NYT has sucked ass at least since 2000. I remember them reporting on the recount and determining that under the “voter intent” standard, Gore won Florida. Which is like kind of a big deal that they put on page 13. Real courageous journalism there, NYT!

She might have her period all over th constitution!!!!!111!!

I had this bright, deep purple sweater in the 90s that was probably the most flattering top I’ve ever owned. (It was from express lol). I never see that color anymore

I’m glad that you’re trying to think strategically but this is a case where doing the right thing is also the best thing to do politically. Franken and Conyers will Ben replied with Democrats, so it’s not like we are losing a vital vote. Plus, why give ammo to disaffected voters who think that both sides are the same?

I saw it yesterday and enjoyed it. Everybody in it comes off well (ie., the actors are shown to be in on the joke and baffled by Wiseau) which is sort of nice when you’re talking about making a movie about The Room, it could have easily veered into mean-spirited derision but never did. Wiseau comes across the worst as…

I rarely ever see purple colored clothes, especially not a rich hued purple. I wonder if it’s an unpopular color generally? (Sucks cause purple is a really flattering color for me lol)