Would people stop calling it 18:9 and start saying 2:1 instead? 

What kind of marvelous stuff?

Andrew Gillum is real, doc. Currently is the mayor of Florida’s capital city, Tallahassee; was the youngest elected city commissioner there at age 23; was Student Body president at FAMU; was honored in High school for leadership; grew up broke AF in “The Bottom” in Miami (Cutler Ridge), graduated high school in…

Can we agree now that the fallout from this has gotten ridiculous?

I swear, with the coming of electrification, I want to see more and more of these retro cars out there.

Criminals like Manafort and Cohen? Go fuck yourself.

Trumpalepsy.

Is this the back cover of a DVD entitled Faux Blondes 13: Reverse Gangbang?

Dude! You can hate Duke all the same and just watch his highlights.

Raise your hand if you count yourself among those of us who are ready to go ahead and purchase Omarosa’s book even though it pains us to support someone who so willingly sold out her own people, but we will do it anyway because the tea is scalding at this point.

And I’m sure that the Mantality Health account on Indeed.com is target #1 for hackers.

You’re talking about suggestive “ghetto” names, and your company is named “Mantality”? GTFO, right now.

“hacked”

The people of Fox News are going to get massive outrage boners when they hear about this woman.

“Up next on Doocy and Doocier: This “new” welfare queen rides a camel, not a cadillac.”

Fox News is going to reference this until the end of time.

Because they’re:

Eh, to hell with all you small people, I put on an apple watch and it looks comically small on my wrist. I’m going to get one of these, but closer to Christmas when Samsung inevitably slashes the price to $250.

Rice is the GOAT.