Wouldn’t. I meant wouldn’t. Takebacksies!

Nothing better than a quirky Frenchie! Here’s my daily :)

Michael Rappaport.

Trump’s official campaign committee and his PAC appear to be sharing the same Facebook real estate in possible violation of campaign finance laws

MF please...

There’s a weird bit of Schadenfreude going on here...watching Harley flounder around when you know damn well it was their buying demographic that voted for this economic A-bomb of a president.

Serena is the GOAT, and thinking about how much her continuous success must anger racists and sexists brings me great joy

The FCA is giving the people exactly what they say they want.
You want horsepower? Have a Deamon or a Redeye!
You want a track car? Take the Viper ACR!
Do you want a 700 horsepower family sedan that you can drive every day? You got it! You can ever get that engine in an SUV that can tow like 4500 LBS.
Yeah they might…

Well...that’s a low bar.  LC barely ranks as food.

The Challenger gets all the fun upgrades.  I want close to 800 in my Charger.

They did, no one bought them.  In fact, no one anywhere is buying small cars, hence Ford’s decision.

So, Ford is eliminating its sedans, the Fusion and Taurus. By default the MKZ is also gone and the Continental is hanging by a thread.
There are rumors that Chevy is going to shelve the Malibu and Impala.
The ATS, CTS, XTS and CT6 are all selling below expectations over a Cadillac. The Buick boys have the LaCrosse and…

I’d like to see them offer wider fenders rather than just stick-on flares.

No, silly, don’t be so paranoid. If you can’t spell it you can’t burn it.

But her emails the Chevy SS

What is even sadder, is where I work, the building manager had to put out an email about people fixing their lunch and eating it in the stalls while doing their business......

It’s that time of year again, when the portable shitters fly back north for the summer.

“This looks like Drake realized he bit off more than he could chew and backed off.”

She didn’t hear the pronouns correctly when he asked about sticking just the head in the tailpipe