How else are you supposed to alert moviegoers to your maturity? Superheroes who smile are for kids, man. #MagogWasRight

So I guess now Sega does what Nintendoes

How the fuck did this article get posted with not a single picture of the subject matter in it?

Along those lines, I have always been fascinated by Han Solo saying “I’ll see you in Hell” in Empire Strikes Back. Not only do they have these people whose religion is based on an unseen Force that some people can control and manipulate, but they also have a concept of Heaven and Hell.

Misery.

For anyone who missed the fight, you can watch the complete fight at this link:

That’s great. But did you watch the trailer?

You wash out your filthy mouth, Rob. That show was awesome, not awful. The social satire was up there with the Simpsons’ best seasons.

“I haven’t seen it and I haven’t even seen the trailer. It would kind of like be asking me, “Do you want to watch your ex-girlfriend have sex?” Like, “No, I’m good.””

PSST IN THE COMICS HE WAS IN HIGH SCHOOL FOR LIKE FIVE YEARS

Awkward Zombie is funny af this week

Oh, thanks for posting pics of shitty Secret Santa gift ideas. I’ll have to bookmark these.

Fuck off.

How on earth can people enjoy things differently than the way I have decided is the correction way? It is truly a mystery.

There should be a story set after ROTJ about Han having to fend off vengeful siblings Wratho, Envyo, Prido, Slotho, Glutto, and Lusto. Watch out for that last one.

I did not know Chupacabras were real until one ran for President and won.

Goddamn dammit! Can we abandon this trend of pre-trailer-fast-cuts of the trailer we’re about see? It got old almost immediately.

I find that story hard to swallow....but then i did and took its power

what is wrong with you