Removed hair follicles for lightness

Not using jack stands. That’s way too dangerous to forget about, or not know about.

Michael Schumacher would talk to his team the entire lap about strategy and what other drivers were doing while destroying the field and setting fast laps. Some people have the capacity to do that and some don't.

Please. It’s much easier since the nerf.

I can’t believe you guys got Woody Allen’s illegitimate son in an Alfa on a track. He seemed so nervous.

Everything by Christian Von Koenigsegg

I don’t think it’s a problem of getting a sponsor, I think it’s more of Ron’s ego getting in the way and looking for a huge pay day by a sponsor.

I do believe that no one cares what his opinions are, because “all racing driver’s opinions are terrible.”

Did anyone think to check if the license plate on the tank could be deemed offensive?

Well just great, now on top of all BMW "drivers" (do they even qualify as drivers anymore) I have to worry about douche nozzles in WRX's.

That only happens in New Jersey.

They'll need to be the same size as an actual F150.

That quote tells the whole world that he's not mature enough to go higher up on the ladder anyway.

what vast assets do you believe a drug-addled stripper has? More directly, what would she have that could be levied?

"Why did you go with a brown racing seat, out of curiosity?"

So he's not reclaiming the American Southwest for the Spanish Crown?

The answer, of course, is the Miata

And now you just how well our elected officials represent us...

Yep. And avoid Facebook. And Twitter. And Instagram. And Pinterest. And talking to any of your friends. Or going on any websites that are car or news or sports related.

That is a worthless comment. We've been reporting live from COTA all weekend.