My internal voice just opted to be Tommy for this one.
My internal voice just opted to be Tommy for this one.
OH, Hai doggie
"You're tearing me apart, Lisa!"
I don't know why, but I read all of his messages in Tommy Wiseau's voice. That was the only way I could really get through the creepiness, I guess.
I'm still waiting for my Herbal Essences-inspired fruitgasm that leaves my locks shiny and satisfied.
Did we only get a C because of the No Country Left Behind Policy?
His face looks like his chin stopped suddenly and the rest of his face just kept going forward.
I love how this and the tax cuts they are trying to pass are under the guise of them "not wasting any time getting to these matters". Hello, you wasted time when your fruitlessly ran them through Congress numerous times and when you attempted to repeal the ACA like 50 times.
Newborns are especially bad 0-o
I'm always relieved to meet others! Now if only I could surround myself with a posse of you in public to bounce back the baby folks (just kidding baby folks. But don't expect me to fawn over them or pics of them pleaseeeee)
I contend that Boehner just wanted to get close enough to latch on and suck a bit more of the life out of Pelosi, and by extension, the Democrats.
Kings of Leon style...
I agree with your point a) except that you are not a horrible person! I've never felt "aww, cute" at any of that stuff either. As for point b), I think plenty of adults would agree with the kids. Ha! Also, I suspect some of the adults in point c) would agree with you in point a)—secretly, of course.
"long as one joint of a finger...the infant in a bottle"
The Victorian child painting of yesteryear are designed to strike fear in the hearts of all, imo.
I totally understand—they have the audacity to pull this shit in public because they think they'll get away with it and that irks me as well.
I'd honestly rather them do it somewhere public so we know who they are.
That one fucking eye knows what he did.
For any DIYers out there, I would say that my brother and I did the slammed door thing, which was only successful for front teeth/canine teeth. Despite it seeming totally awesome, the "climb on the roof of the house, tie a toaster to your tooth, and drop it" only ends in a desire to jump from the roof into a snowbank.
Please name the one accidentally conceived after a second coming "Revelation".