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Yeah but Victorian 18 is, like, present-day 31.

If so, that was some very slow-acting poison, given that he hadn’t even starred in The Karate Kid yet.

No, you didn’t chip in, you get Honeydew

‘The state never proved that I was into child porn, but because of the child porn I was into, I’ve lost all credibility.’

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Congratulations to FlowersforAlgernonCrumpler for this comment on Deadspin’s blog post about LeBron James’ Instagram

8 hours/day for 6 days. This isn’t luck, this is perseverance.

Your facts don’t mean anything here, citizen.

Now dunk it.

“after the game”

I think you meant “literally the play after gifting them their only offense of the half”

I don’t buy it. It’s in the best interests of the league to have the largest media markets possible in the Super Bowl and London is way bigger than Boston.

does this count as sexual assault? asking as a man in the #metoo movement era when no one seems to know what is going on.

I haven’t seen a Dolphin choke that bad since Ray Finkle.

Juneau and I know, but does Hamilton Noland when he sees it?

It’s the secret juice from space jam. Nit that surprise really. I assume all high level athletes use that stuff since Jordan stole some from the monstars.

I wanna know what’s in the secret stuff

He missed his calling as a heel for the WWF in the 80s.

Wonderful fucking timing Lockheed!! I just purchased a SR-71 last month! You know what, fuck the 72. I’m just going to wait for the 73.