I also linked to said Ringer article and cited it by name and author. It’s almost as if our readers and theirs aren’t the same!

No, by all means, fools. Celebrate the shards of Gawker for coming up with an angle two weeks after Simmons’ writers came up with it. Maybe Magary will throw you a bone and make a Simmons joke later today!

Awesome, do you wanna suck his penis?

Building 9-7!

+1 melted steel beam

Jet fuel doesn’t run the ball.

If the Seahawks do get blown up, it will definitely be an inside job utilizing a controlled explosion.

No snark here; Of all the regular Deadspin features, BQBPOTW has become my favorite and will be the one I miss most in the offseason...

honorable mention to Joe Flacco for being true to himself and checking down on 4th and 14 with the season on the line

Haisley’s a Patriots fan? On top of everything else? Man, fuck that guy.

Real, fake, everything else that happens in the video, I really don’t care.

That scene really bothered me, actually. Once Holdo had decided to stay with the ship and sacrifice herself, why did she wait until half the transports had been destroyed to do something? The lightspeed Kamikaze should have been plan A once she decided to sacrifice herself. If you’re going to sacrifice yourself and…

Those were all Gungans and in the extended Blue Ray version they’re all gonna have voices and throughout the whole fight they’re gonna be saying shit like “Oopsie me have a stabby” really loudly

The on/off headshot kill was top notch.

Please have him email me and tell me what the alloys are before I perish.

A sentient bottle of Faygo.

Trump didn’t realize the biggest problem with building the wall was that the illegal aliens could just levitate over it.

Well I dunno about you, but my dancing at the bar looks nearly identical to this haha.

Whoever gets nominated by the Insane Clown Party.

Someone is rethinking that Skechers/Heelies endorsement deal.