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From “The Santaland Diaries” by David Sedaris:

That was painful. Nationalism and religion go together like ammonia and bleach.

In what rational world does that make any lick of sense?

Lol, is it hard to believe that we didn’t do that face-mashing thing with the wedding cake?

My wife and I are big introverts. She slept horribly leading up to our wedding, and got better after it was over.

That’s an awesome couple!

If I could do it again, I’d do it your way, certainly.

Holy cow, if I had been that dude, I’d have wanted to die. Not surprised he left.

To answer the question raised by the headline, I’d pay $0.0 for a custom wedding hashtag.

She really is irredeemable. I can only imagine what her wedding was like. Whoever did the planning hopefully got paid handsomely.

Yeah, I was slow to realize that.

Her name is Jennife Boyle, and she was doxxed by her former coworkers. Everyone was really happy when she got fired, apparently. She was however, fired prior to the Michael’s video.

She just seems really, really entitled to me. Being mentally ill is only one way to arrive at irrational, shameful displays such as this.

Lol! I should have caught that.

Probably. But the smoke you see is probably from her career prospects turning to ashes.

So much nuttiness. From beginning to end there is not a lull in the psychopathology on display. I liked when she said: “You’re the bitch! You are LITERALLY the bitch.”

Really? How so?