Umm, did anyone else notice that Ryan, Bryan, Bryan and Brian rounded out the Funbag this week? Seriously, what the fuck is up with that?

Brian fucking Moorman. Man, could that guy punt a football and take a hit.

I think I saw her program when one of my characters was watching TV in GTA V.

I’m surprised that Stewart didn’t hit him with a ban.

Short answer: No.

Do all Kinja sites now have autoplay videos???

The smell of a five year old goalie blocker is one that has tainted my senses forever.

Just because “it’s how the Bundesliga is” doesn’t mean that what they’re doing isn’t raiding.

They raided Dortmund for Hummels, Goetze, and Lewa in recent seasons. That is their main/only competitor for league titles. Name me another league where this happens regularly.

Haisley’s take on Man Utd’s fall from grace is interesting, because he presents it as the first time a giant has ever fallen. He’s written very little about the collapse of AC Milan, a bigger club in historical terms than Man Utd. He also seems to forget (maybe he doesn’t know because he wasn’t a soccer/Barca fan…

It helps when they can raid any team in their own league.

Man Utd paid 105m Euros, with Juve gaining a net cash flow of 73m Euros, meaning Juve has paid the full 25m Raiola fee and whatever duties levied on the deal. At least that’s how the Italian press are presenting it.

Juventus paid Raoila’s fee, not Man Utd. That information is available on Juve’s website.

An American is good at shooting things. Shocker.

Rio Olympic athletes taking part in open water events: “Fuck. We totally should have included dumpster pool training into our regimen.”

Especially in Serie A.

Says guy who has probably never dunked before in his life.

Fisher-Price nets don’t count.

When will people realize that all Republicans are almost Trump-level awful?

If Ramires was your CDM you have bigger problems.