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Shit enough to win the tournament.

Can’t wait for Billy Haisley’s 2,000+ word article on why Cristiano Ronaldo’s hat trick in this game was not that great.

Rockefeller Skank? FIFA soundtracks have always been lit as fuck.

Which is perfectly fine, because the game is played to be won. It is not played to separate the assholes from the nice guys.

Nah, I think Jose knows what it takes to win.

Hmm... Sounds like Arsene Wenger could learn a thing or two from him.

We all knew you were a Messi fanboy, but it’s nice to finally have it confirmed in writing.

He was played out of position all tournament long. Which, I guess, means that he can’t play “about 32,316 positions on a football field.”

That winning Iceland goal ensures that Portugal stays out of the “tougher” side of the bracket. They now face Croatia, which honestly should favour Croatia.

This isn’t what a #1 ranked team looks like (though Argentina are certainly amongst the very best national teams in soccer). This is what a mediocre team looks like.

I just got back from France yesterday. I was at a pub in Paris on Saturday night, where I met some Northern Ireland supporters. Started talking to them about their tournament so far, and how great the Will Grigg song is. I started singing it (was several beers deep by this point) because I thought it was hilarious,

As a Toronto fan I can’t remember the last time my team lost in a Finals. Then again, I can’t really remember a Finals of any kind at all.

Friendlies mean very little.

I guess you’ve forgotten about Germany?

I’d guess that Billy wrote this article in his half-Barca / half-Arsenal jersey.

I had almost tricked myself into thinking that Billy Haisley was going to ignore Real Madrid’s Champions League title altogether, before I realized that he hates them far too much to do a thing like that.

It may have something to do with the fact that Manchester United has been by far the most successful team in the Premier League era. Three bad seasons doesn’t all of a sudden change their popularity after they’ve been able to establish a history of huge success.

How much does a typical monthly phone bill cost in the United States? In Canada it is prohibitively high, without many reasonable alternatives.

Get that man the fuckin’ Cup.

Except none of his players dove to win a PK.