The Cassowary is basically a fucking dinosaur! Look at the goddamn claws on the thing!

He’s innocent!

“We need a guy like that in our bullpen!”
- Mark Shapiro

When asked for comment Tom Brady said, “I’m pretty envious that Gronk can get it done alone. I usually have to wait for my owner to pet me around my balls.”

Meh, completely different teams.

Two of Toronto’s three major teams have now made it to the second-last round of the playoffs in less than a year and the Leafs have the #1 overall pick in the draft. We’re over that Game 7.

You’re right, we don’t need to discuss a thing.

Yeah, because it’s not like JV was having a great start to this series or anything like that. Oh wait.

I’ll take an ALDS winning home run over a punch to the jaw of an opponent that doesn’t even knock him down any day of the week.

Yeah, you’re right. A racist, xenophobic, billionaire running for president who got to this point in his life largely because of the exact thing this article is talking about definitely speaks for the hard-working, down-on-their-luck middle and lower classes of America.

What I’m gathering from this trailer is that people really, really hate Kanye West. Who knew?!

He’s clearly laid the foundation for what he wants his side to look like next season, tactics wise. It looks very good and when his team are on they are very on. I just don’t know if they can sustain this style of play for an entire season, especially in England where clubs play more games than in any other country.

Yeah, you are correct. I didn’t read the date that the video was posted.

Glad to see he’s making the most of his free time since his team got bounced from the Champions League.

Part of his failure was not bringing in adequate replacements for the ageing Robben and Ribery. When Bayern last won the CL those two were at their peaks. Now that they’ve aged and suffered various injuries (Robben has always been injury prone) Bayern has lacked their explosiveness from the wings. Pep should have seen…

What was he brought in to do? To equal the success of the departed Jupp Heynckes, or at the very least win the Champions League. He did not accomplish this.

Long live the iPod Classic!

Guess he won’t be making the trip to Magic City anytime soon.

Lonny Bohonos

Okay. You probably don’t even know who Juan Roman Riquelme is. I’ll give you a hint: he was better than Zidane too. See, two can play the soccer hipster.