I wonder what they will have to say when the investigation into those rape charges against President Trump starts.

Xenu is looking a little like Granny Clampett.

I’ve often wondered if we ignore the existence of black serial killers because we (as a society) are more surprised when the killer is a white person.

But aren’t people just sentient cat beds? He’s pretty sure he heard that somewhere.

It’s the perfect storm of adorable!

Wanting people to treat your daughter with respect is a good thing.

Your puppy has a very contagious smile!

I’m so sorry, take good care of yourself.

It hasn’t collapsed beneath his weight, he still fits.

Silly Cow Farms chocolate truffle hot chocolate. It’s cocoa for grown up ladies and gentlemen. And it comes in a cute little glass milk bottle you can drink out of after the cocoa is gone.

I have yet to hear vomit say anything about taking away my rights, I’m in.

I love how invested in the outcome the guy in the back is.

Here’s some sweet pussy on pussy action for you!!

If only Duncan McLeod had run for the presidency, we wouldn’t be in this mess.

What makes it sweeter is knowing this man actually believed that god chose him to be president and turn our country into a theocratic dictatorship.

I hope he teabagged their corpses afterwards.

They all look like vomit to me.

So, cans of vomit, basically is what you’re advocating.