We had Victory Gardens so more produce would be available to go overseas. Women donated their stockings to be turned into toothbrushes. People ripped the bumpers off their cars and turned them in for scrap. They then had to drive those bumperless cars for the rest of the war, because new car production was deemed less…

I am in a feud with one of my best friends right now because he was advocating for opening up his rural state because there aren’t “that many” deaths there.

So, just to be clear here, is she only okay with killing Grandmas? Because my State Rep was a young, healthy person in his 40's and died from COVID after catching it in the early days. And a five year old girl in our city died because her parents are both first responders, and just for an extra bit of awfulness, she…

Well I don’t believe any of this bullshit, just trying to make his head explode in a broken logic circle. 

I mean... you may not care for Dunham but he certainly has a right to protect his intellectual property. My social media feeds have been inundated with ads for face masks with Baby Yoda and Schitt’s Creek on them and I’m pretty sure they aren’t officially licensed either.

Probably because so much of what passes for being progressive online is taking ideologically sexy but wildly unrealistic positions and then shitting all over people who don’t match those positions 100%

Yeah, as if we're going to believe anyone besides Avery Brooks could play Hawk. 

if shakira gets sued she won’t have to swear under oath, since her hips don’t lie

A Ja-fakin’ named Chet. *Sigh. Sounds about white.

what if our fists are weak and our arms spindly? won’t going to the gym for a year beforehand show more of a premeditation to the attack? 

(while I’m making rules, if you’re requiring people to wear heels you want to continue to participate in society without being branded as a pariah, you are not allowed to have a cash bar)

This is some serious white people shit.

First time saying this: thank god I’m too old to give a shit.

Best guess? He made it into a half ass paper airplane and threw it at him.

I get paranoid about this shit too, so I comfort myself with the idea that once we can’t trust any video or audio or photo, we get to ignore all of it. Like maybe there’s real nudes of me out there but maybe they’re deep fakes. Who knows? Maybe leaking a racy picture won’t be a way to ruin someone’s career anymore, if…

Anyone here read Stand on Zanzibar? I think that might be the most accurate sci-fi future written so far.

Counterpoint: from all accounts, the nickname seems to seriously piss him off, and I enjoy that very much, so I suggest that everyone continue using it. Thank you. 

My favorite conspiracy theory is that the government itself spread the alien rumors because anyone who started questioning the weird planes that were actually being tested at Area 51 would be immediately dismissed as whackjobs.

Why didn’t she simply walk out? Why did she blow him? This is clearly a consensual sexual encounter she later regretted. “I didn’t really want to do it, but I did anyway” is not sexual misconduct.