I Have Some Serious Concerns About the Captain America: Civil War Movie

There’s a huge difference between Taylor Swift’s New York and Seinfeld’s.

“Hackers Threaten to Expose 40 Million Cheating AshleyMadison Users”

Congrats Larry. This is the only time during your Lakers tenure where Kobe will give you a pass.

What a huge surprise to literally no one!

Is this a thing we’re doing? Spying on someone else’s personal habits and their use of their own personal devices and making fun of them? The tipster probably fancies himself as being “the greatest thing since sliced bread” for this magnificently insightful, intelligent and relevant post, but I fancy him to be nothing…

This is a really, really creepy post.

This is messed up. Spying on other peoples phones in public and publishing it online is just wrong.

You were thinking about the same examples and same gifs, including movies that aren’t even out yet? You must have been separated at birth.

Yeah, someone got ripped off...

In case anyone cares to actually UNDERSTAND the issue, residential water usage is a tiny part of a much larger problem. Focusing on the insignificant stuff is exactly what shifts attention from the real problem. California agriculture uses the vast majority of the water, 80%. Residential uses just 20%. Of that, only…

Great. More Ryan Murphy crap that will completely lose sight of itself within 3 episodes while simultaneously ripping off pretty much every 90s horror movie and hoping you either don’t remember or are too young to have been around. Fuck this guy.

I know, right? “Mommy-figure” is such a condescending way to refer to the second in command.

Nice. Just for that you get a Ruffalo Buffalo Truffalo Shuffalo.

Uh, she’s in charge of training, alongside Cap. Wouldn’t call that a “mommy figure”.

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Honestly, this is what I was imagining when they first announced “Agents of SHIELD”. I wasn’t expecting NCIS.

From hell's heart I slap at thee.

What is this, a post for ants?