My actual, factual motto is, “If in doubt, overdress! Nobody was ever offended by you treating their event as something special.” It's going on my headstone.
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My husband is too lazy to cheat. If he ever did I’d assume it would be with a shapeshifting unicorn woman with pizza tits and that shits peanut butter cookies, because that’s the only logical scenario that I think would get him to do such a thing. And if that were the extremely unlikely case I’d give him a pass…
Welcome back to Mall Makeovers where we send readers to, you guessed it, the mall for, you guessed it, a makeover.…
God's nightgown! I spit upon the mewling elf-skinned GOP. Mike Hucksbee is a craven horn-beast foot-licker if ever I saw one.