Apparently, there was a 2nd suspect standing in the street nearby.

Watching roll into field was surprisingly relaxing for those couple of seconds.

YES!

They could send her out to “urban” areas to give unsolicited advice. That might go over well.

Maybe it would help if Doug made a few more cameos?

So, will this get him fired?

I was told there would be a Doug-Alert.

Do you you have a Purple Heart?

“Now, if you decide to protest, you cannot kneel...but you CAN link arms, but only as long as you stand. Kneeling and linking arms is not okay. Standing but delivering a black power salute would be okay, minus the black power salute.”

I wish my reply could somehow do your comment justice. I just do not see a way to adequately respond.