Gasp! Suppose he catches a glimpse of Harris’s ankle, scandalously exposed below the hem of her pantsuit?

What about a face shield paired with an Elizabethan collar?
Kidding, but that would be an interesting combo.

I hear you on that. There’s a real risk that, even if he’s made to look ridiculous, he won’t get it and will instead see the most attractive sculpture in the world.

I was thinking maybe if we take the short-term loss of carving his ugly visage onto Mount Rushmore, it will absolutely tip people over into being willing to sand down the whole damn thing in a couple of years’ time.
Although, that’s a steep risk...

The squirrels in public parks and campuses are some bold and fearless little bastards, aren’t they?

The only worthwhile part of a Mast Brothers bar was the paper they used to use for the wrapper. The chocolate was chalky, bitter shite.

if you don’t know what you are doing, you just end up with sour bars.

Every time I mention Tim Kaine, I have to take the half-second to verify the spelling of his surname. It isn’t event worth remembering.

Grilled pineapple, however, is well worth it.

Perhaps. But Scarlett Johanssen and turned it down.

Anyone else just learn Raffi’s surname?

You’re like Joan Holloway in that respect. I could see you starting a bustling business from your kitchen table.

I believe you on the polydactyly biscuits. Art is soooo polydactyly he almost looks like he has opposable thumbs.

You always have such lovely photo collages and weekly adventure recaps. Thank you for sharing every week.

Congratulations. So many great things are happening for you, it seems. Including the syrup and pancake mix renaming. ;)

It seems to help if you were on a reality show no one saw, and then you can just hope it disappears until you become famous enough for people to care about digging it up again.

Oh my goodness, the ‘90s hair. And Marcus’s mini goatee. Not fabulous.

Rachel from Real World: SF also has a TV hosting career of some sort. And her husband, Sean Duffy from Real World: Boston was a shitty Congressman who recently became a CNN talking head.
Eric Nies from Season 1 also was an MTV personality for a while.
And Judd from SF has a successful comics career.

Milka is passable and Ritter is fine (agree with other posters about flavour recommendations). But both are essentially corner store/bodega/off-licence chocolate. Nothing particularly special, but fine for $3.

And scŏne seems to dominate in Scotland.
But that domaine naming privilege for chocolatine was mostly in jest. Team pain au chocolat, all the way.