That dog has seen some things.

Winner winner chicken dinner

Texas republicans: getting shot at Wal-Mart to own the libs.

Sounds about white. And don’t forget rich too!

Stahp!! 

“You might think I’m crazy, but I never met Ric Ocasek. I don’t mind him coming here and wasting all my time. But I would like to wish his family well. He was a professional and I respect professionals. I respect you guys a lot, you people a lot. He was a real professional.” 

No star for you for cursing me with that gif.

The kids are alt right

I don’t mean to offend anyone, but... 

Next they’ll be complaining about ‘cancel culture’ and how it’s so unfair everyone is dragging them.

Medium sized at least.

How does something like this get through multiple layers of people and processes and no one says ‘hey guys wait a sec maybe this isn’t a great idea?’ 

I’m not racist but... [here comes the most racist thing you ever heard]

No kink shaming

Cuz Luxembourg is a such teeny tiny country

Hard pass. 

Quite the stream of jokes here. Just go with the flow...

They don’t call him Turtle for nothin’

Good lord you’re probably right. Infrastructure week is right on target.

Luxembourg is a teeny tiny country, hence a few dozen protesters is the entire country :)