maybe it’s ok to critique a song

They both sound the same to me

TOTALLY AGREE! I think we sometimes confuse ‘hot with limited range’ as ‘deep person with magnificent understanding of the human psyche’.

Cheetoh just came back from the Dominican Republic lookin and feelin like a whole new cat.

I swear if they fuck up Mulan I will burn everything.

It took me forever to realize too! Last summer I bought a high waisted bikini and it turned into a one piece when I put it on.

I want that big fat leopard coat in the worst way!

It was so great to see you ladies in person! Sorry if my husband was mean mugging you the whole time... he had fun too, that’s just his face!

Unrelated, but sort of related: My young daughter’s reaction to seeing the HQ of defense contractor BAE Systems.  “Is it like a dating service?” 

Thoughts and prayers!

Interesting. Now, would you ever entertain a not-leaving-Jezebel conversation

that’s the joke

Excuse me I am one foot tall :(

Wow slut(????)-shamed on my own blog.

I’m a freak and was incredibly up for this bagel journey but TY for your concern!!!!!!!!!!

this is how we eat lunch every day 

I’m not grossed out sharing a bagel with my beautiful sister wives. 

The texts would come at all hours of the night, numbering in the thousands. “Have you been with an older guy?” “You’re really hot, so it’s worth the risk of getting in trouble.” “Has your daddy fucked you today?”