meganreynolds
Megan Reynolds
meganreynolds
Senior Writer, Jezebel
Aug 27
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Ashley, please tell your mother that I agree!!

Aug 27
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There are so many fucking American flags up on that stage!!

Aug 27
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Mother’s shoulders are covered out of respect, guess her glow-up was too spicy for prime time!! Read more

Aug 27
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Even when he’s talking about a fucking natural disaster, it sounds like he’s boasting about its GREAT STRENGTH and POWERFUL IMPACT

Aug 27
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I hate this for the record

Aug 27
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Is Ivanka wearing leather joggers or what

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This is like watching the world’s most stressful movie trailer. 

Aug 27
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Nothing like hearing Rudy fucking Giuliani scream MAKE AMERICA SAFE AGAIN like he’s yelling at the guy behind the counter to get him two and a half pounds of mortadella RIGHT NOW. 

Aug 27
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My favorite racist gopher is here, honey, and those Kris Jenner-ass glasses are distracting me from the garbage he is saying.

Aug 27
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This ruddy-ass police man....

Aug 27
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Imagining Donald Trump as a fierce warrior calls to mind some sort of Braveheart-adjacent tableaux involving a kilt and now I wish for death.

Aug 27
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This man is saying that the lessons learned from re-opening UFC are being applied now in schools...... 

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OH MY GOD THE UFC MAN, please stop yelling at me sir.

Aug 27
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WHY is he talking about motherfucking hamburgers?!

Aug 27
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Here’s my favorite demon turtle!

Aug 27
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Simply screaming at all of these people breathing on each other in extremely close proximity!!!!!

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Nary a soul in that crowded-ass audience appears to be wearing a mask, yas. 

Aug 27
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I’m fascinated by the hollow in his neck... what lies beneath?