Ashley, please tell your mother that I agree!!
There are so many fucking American flags up on that stage!!
Even when he’s talking about a fucking natural disaster, it sounds like he’s boasting about its GREAT STRENGTH and POWERFUL IMPACT.
I hate this for the record
Is Ivanka wearing leather joggers or what
This is like watching the world’s most stressful movie trailer.
Nothing like hearing Rudy fucking Giuliani scream MAKE AMERICA SAFE AGAIN like he’s yelling at the guy behind the counter to get him two and a half pounds of mortadella RIGHT NOW.
My favorite racist gopher is here, honey, and those Kris Jenner-ass glasses are distracting me from the garbage he is saying.
This ruddy-ass police man....
Imagining Donald Trump as a fierce warrior calls to mind some sort of Braveheart-adjacent tableaux involving a kilt and now I wish for death.
This man is saying that the lessons learned from re-opening UFC are being applied now in schools......
OH MY GOD THE UFC MAN, please stop yelling at me sir.
WHY is he talking about motherfucking hamburgers?!
Here’s my favorite demon turtle!
Simply screaming at all of these people breathing on each other in extremely close proximity!!!!!
Nary a soul in that crowded-ass audience appears to be wearing a mask, yas.
I’m fascinated by the hollow in his neck... what lies beneath?