She was being nice. Trump is the divorced Dad with severe mental and emotional issues and probably an addiction or two. He also deeply regrets even having kids and isn’t afraid to “joke” about the time he asked your mom to get an abortion. 

Oh yeah, I love being an amazon, but my bad knees and back don’t let me wear heels anymore. I’m eyeball deep in birkenstocks (even their boots and shoes!), börn, naturalizer, and other orthopedic brands -- at least they are starting to have trendier styles!

I wish the aliens from xenomorph were real so that we could impregnate every single person against safe legal abortion with the alien baby and make them carry that shit to term till it tears out their fucking chests.

But you mailed it to her for her to wash and send back right? (My wife went to UC Berkeley and no joke, knew people who did this)

That has been my reaction to this story as well. It’s a good school but I was surprised at how coveted it was for parents. But if you are rich and can’t imagine leaving southern California I guess it’s the only game in town. Seems like there’s a real market opportunity for a university to build a campus for rich…

I’m baffled that USC is ~such~ a feather in a parent’s cap. Yeah, it’s a good school but am I undervaluing it?

This entire story feels like it’s moving into “Wolf of Wall Street” territory, where I’m beginning to wonder if we’re not just accidentally glorifying a horrible asshole now.

She lived in my building. One day in the elevator, she asked me to join her group for “empowering women”. She gave me the creeps. I said, No thanks. Dodged a. . .branding gun?

Oh totally. And/or they DID reboot Sabrina and she had nothing to do with it.

Larisa Oleynik did transition from silly kids show to teen movies to low key adult roles way, way better than MJH. 

Maybe she’s mad nobody’s asking her for a reboot like the Full(er) House girls?

She strikes me as someone who thinks (or thought at the time) she’s like, Britney-level famous and is a way better actress than she really is. She was a perfect staple for 90s-era teen entertainment - perky, fluffy, blue eyed & blond - and she over-acted everything which fits in kids’ comedy. But she also has an…

I read somewhere that in the new season they may do a Salem-centric episode and he would “talk” (internal monologue maybe?) for the single episode.

I knew it would be her the minute I read the headline. She’s awful.

Yes! Salem was more endearing BECAUSE he looked like a fake furry evil muppet, not in spite of it!

“ABC did not love the animatronic cat,” said Bakay. “And I get it: it’s not like it was going to fool anyone.

Unfortunately from my experience HR at big companies are a horse and pony show to protect the Company not the employees. They will settle this and nothing will change. It is a shame. 

If you stay up for the whole thing, you’re going to start hallucinating around the time you get to Civil War. That’s when you unlock the secret, improved version of these movies, where Iron Man is a singing hamburger, Thor is best friends with a tiny flying hippopotamus, and everything in Doctor Strange looks normal.

Gotta disagree hard on this one. IMO Jagged Little Pill holds up as a top 10 90s album. It’s a viscerally angry album and Alanis is SO GOOD at getting her emotions across.

Weddings are a day for your parents’ friends to get completely shitcanned with your friends and badly dance to decades-old pop music.