My own experience is that you must be either very good looking or very photogenic (or both) otherwise you’ll be alone. This has been my experience with online dating. I even confirmed this with copying and pasting my same bio into a new account with a different (better looking) picture.

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you sound like a great guy

But would they date a chubby, middle aged, bearded,geeky single father of a special needs child?

Please oh please oh please

Very unexciting movies coming in January. The ones highlighted I already own (Boogie Nights, V, et al).

MSRP: $46,950 base, $56,445 for the T6 Inscription

60% of the time, it works every time.

See also “Amazon”

I always cringe when guys do elaborate proposals as you’ll feel dumb when you come home to find her being mounted by a cowboy or three. And then she will take all your shit and the car you gave her and leave you homeless and angry. Then take you to court and further emasculate you.

I feel like 20 years is too aggressive. 30-40 most likely.

Agreed 100%.

No room mates, I just failed at life.

No Marisa Meyer? pfffffft

My neighbor in the aforementioned shitty Phoenix apartment. With rats. Has one just like this.

I remember thinking, “She’ll never be as happy with him as she was with me.” Ten years later they’re married with 2 kids. A great life. I’m alone living in my mom’s basement a shitty Phoenix apartment. With rats.

“I don’t carry debt. I own everything. I own my buildings. I own my cars. That way, if it ends tomorrow, I know what I’ve got.”

Both. Especially in the summer (its hot).

I chortled. I’m a chortler. Though in fairness, vertical would be the way to go given the aisle shot. No?

Watching the tail end (get it!?) of that video I kept thinking of the movie Smokin’ Aces when “Tiny” kicks out the prostitutes and yells at one who dropped her wig “Bitch you go-got yo hat”.