I’d inert some witty Coyotes analogy here, but if he was a Coyote he’d have missed that fucking net too.

Kids are victims of marketing. Its not your kids’ fault that they want what they want, especially at that age.

There are people on this planet who do not deserve to be alive. I do concur that they should not be tortured.

Its an amazing thing when you child enters this competitive arena isn’t it? Because life is an arena. Jobs, love, money, its all a competition.

The Stock market and credit scores are the biggest bunch of horseshit ever. And people live their lives by it.

That video basically is a visual representation of this country.

Pope is chill, but those things you bitch about run long and deep in Catholic culture. Even if he was more chillest and illest, he couldn’t undo centuries of church idealism.

Interesting as I was pondering this today.

My mom was at a vending convention in Vegas. The booth next to her had some guy named “Walter Payton”. “Do you know who that is?” she asked me. She said he was really nice and super bored and very talkative (my mom is not what one would consider HOT so...).

The stories about Cusack make me sad. I kind of knew he was a dick, but have always hoped that wasn’t the case.

I actually am. He always seemed to me to be cool. But what do I know.

I now have coffee down the front of my artisinal Dr. Strange shirt.

“They test missiles out here?”

I never minded dating either but to be honest, women (in the area) are repulsed by me. I’ve proven this to be true so its not for debate. Its true all the women I met were boring, but at least it was meeting new people. Now my picture ensure that profile will not be read.

Good to know Boxing is scripted for maximum drama on both sides of the pond.

If the Jets fly into San Francisco and lose this upcoming week.....

Kickstarter is for suckers. Treat that like Vegas, you’ll lose that money at some point or never get what you bought.

That’s great.

Well played. I’d also add:

My 10th year post D and I’m happy she’s gone. Such a completely detestable person. My daughter lives with me full time which is great but...