Jesus, I’m so far in the dumps I don’t know which way the sky is. Add to that I NEED fucking rat traps as my ongoing rat problem will continue forever unless *I* fix the problem.

I can watch that shit all day.

For Christmas I’d like a lovely woman who loves vinyl records, the Jesus and Mary Chain, the Smiths and Bowie. She’s fun and snarky and has pretty eyes. Its all I ask.

I, too have listened to the album and have some thoughts. Many contradictory to the story above.

I’m a man who surely doesn’t have everything. I do have a wonderful beautiful daughter however.

Yeah, but its a Ford.

Living in Phoenix

In downtown Phoenix they keep building these high rise apartments. These things go for roughly $3k a month which, in a city like Phoenix, is Astronomical. Hilariously, one complex I know for certain is so empty that they now subsidize rooms to GCU students as the place is only 25% rented. Just a couple blocks away…

Honest question: Why not fire over the 202 to the 10 and just go see them in that nice arena they have now?

The NHL so desperately wants them to stay in AZ and the attendance says otherwise. Although they’ve NEVER been any good.

File this under “Duh”

Psyched for Rogue One. Took the kiddo to see Dr. Strange last weekend in 3-D and it was so much fun.

No vote = no right to bitch.

It is if you are a fat piece of shit like me. I’d rather carry you around then half of me.

This has been my thoughts all along. In fact I predict it will be a very uneventful presidency.

I like how its all “yes, fuck now. Go and fuck like you’ve never fucked before”. Whereas some of us (me) look around and think, “Jesus, nobody wants to fuck me”, fuck my life.

If he had another brain it’d die of loneliness.

Horse shit. They are limiting stock to generate buzz. I went to Target this morning and was told each Target got 15-20 and thats it until later in the month.

I don’t see this as something that would sell.