I couldn't get into it. M. Night kept getting in the way. Every time it built up some steam, he'd do another camera flourish and take me completely out of the story. Camera rotating along with comic book, camera going up and down with weights… I tried.

Don't forget he even ruined Donnie Darko with that awful director's cut. (Speaking as a fan of the theatrical release.)

WTF? Signs: "Aliens hurt by water go to water planet. One gets locked in a pantry by the director. Little girl leaves glasses of water everywhere, saves day."
Quite possibly the STUPIDEST movie I've ever seen.

HELICOPTER RIDES!

*shudders* He did bring up going to the Gathering Of The Juggalos in this article…

E.T. Ultimate homo! In that kid's head, messing with him, getting a little kid drunk? E.T. Homo!

4 lines of text. 4. 4 Washington Lane? The next clue!

I heard there's a channel called Torrent, but don't know what that means. Sound expensive!

You love this show and World Of Warcraft?! Pick one, mofo!!!

Go put a dime in the meter for- oh, you've heard that one already?

I've recommended it to so many people and never heard mention of it back from them. Don't understand the hate (or strong indifference) toward it.

Jesus, THERE'S a movie!

My friend Polly and I once got even with a circus by buying tickets and not going in. … Wait, was that me?

England Dan, Zombie Detective. This fall on FOX!

Great Job, cigarette!

7 People Talk, Watch 1 of Them!

#FemaleLivesMatter

VOTE TRUMPY! He can do stupid things!

I give it 1 out of 3 "All Rights."

I liked Davidhydepiercer better.