You’re outraged that a company has the right to choose how to operate?

The marketplace has decided that Nazis are pieces of shit. That doesn’t stop a handful of people from being a piece of shit and following their beliefs and doing things like murdering people. You are a goddamn idiot and this is the worst hill to die on ever. 

1. Believing that Nazis are bad isn’t going to protect you from someone who thinks Nazis are good.

I’m sure it was fun but I have a really hard time believing everything got cleaned up. And you are a fucking idiot for doing this. Glad you didn’t kill anyone else trying to use the highway. “Tim and I decided to just tow his car back to Flint. 100 Miles. With a Nylon tow strap looped around his bumper. It was among…

She bought shitty pot :(

As a millennial I totally agree with this. However this actually looks really good to me. 

Make them dig the letters out of a giant slime-filled nose first.

For me they seem to work fine. I’m sure they wouldn’t be realistic for someone who is going through thousands of dollars of weed per year though. 

I can speak to this as someone who used to work at one of these sites. I don’t want to name it but let’s call it automobiles.com. They don’t do anything to the dealers who post garbage on their site because the dealerships and the OEMs are the customers, not the people using the site.

That’s a shit ton of weed. A package of edibles is like $25 and will get you high like 12 times. If you are getting high every day that’s $760 / year. Granted you are probably going to build up a tolerance at that point and need a little extra, but for $2,500 of weed you’re barely ever going to be able to drive a car.

I remember reading about how the stadium workers would find foul balls when cleaning the stadium after games because there were no fans near enough to catch them or pick them up.

Adopting a kid from a country you hate is taking lying about having a black friend to the extreme.

Weirdly Alabama is in the bottom 10 states. Utah is #2 (for obvious reasons) and then both Dakotas round out the top 3. I guess there’s nothing else to do there.

Come on, you knew that already.

Yeah but did they brag about how big their wieners were? That’s what I need to know before I vote.

NINE HUNDRED DOLLERY-DOOS!?!?

I don’t agree with that. Cars are durable goods and there’s no reason that everyone needs to have one when the vast majority of the time they just sit there taking up room on the roads or real estate in the parking garage.

Good luck to you. That is a rough situation. It took a long ass time for me to believe that there were jobs that people legitimately liked, but they are out there. 

Good luck to you. That is a rough situation. It took a long ass time for me to believe that there were jobs that people legitimately liked, but they are out there. 

This is a big one (as someone who used to loathe their job and now has a good one). I used to start getting anxious about going back to work on Monday morning like 10 minutes after leaving the office Friday.