Cooking for one can be frustrating. Most recipes seem to be geared toward 4-ish servings, and most ingredients are…

Sometimes you just gotta dance it out.

I once was at a birthday party that a husband threw for his wife. As the night wore on, the two groups drank more…

Before we rip into more tangible presents tomorrow, what kind of gifts do you have in your life that make you happy?

I made a post the other day which I did not think out very well. I made some othering comments for which I…

Greetings, GTers! I haven’t been around much in a while. Some is due to feeling asocial, some due to everyday chaos,…

My family has always joked that instead of a devil on one shoulder and an angel on the other, I have my two…

Goodbye, Sex Idiot. I hardly knew ye.

I can’t properly embed a Tweet because apparently I’m an idiot, but

It’s been a shitty week, emotions-wise. I haven’t made a sale in going on three weeks, my sister-in-law wants to…

Fruit pillows are NOT optional. FRUIT PILLOWS ARE NEVER OPTIONAL.

Warning: Inane navel-gazing ahead!

For putting ideas in my head. Specifically, THIS idea:

Please post congratulatory gifs, please and thank you.

**UPDATE** Hey hey hey! Tomorrow’s the big day. There is an outlet mall near the Faire that we could meet and park…

Hey guise! And YouGuise. YouGuise for President!

I did it. I put myself out there and I’ve started dating again. And you know what?

(Damn, so close!)

No fuckin’ way, dude. I’m just trying to get laid.