Cooking for one can be frustrating. Most recipes seem to be geared toward 4-ish servings, and most ingredients are sold in bulk.. That would be all well and good if I wasn’t so dang fickle. I tend to eat a lot of one thing for a short time, then not touch it again for months, even years.

Sometimes you just gotta dance it out.

I once was at a birthday party that a husband threw for his wife. As the night wore on, the two groups drank more and their personalities became more obvious and wildly disparate.

Before we rip into more tangible presents tomorrow, what kind of gifts do you have in your life that make you happy?

Greetings, GTers! I haven’t been around much in a while. Some is due to feeling asocial, some due to everyday chaos, and some to the fact that when you get involved with other humans, sometimes there are things you have to stop oversharing...

My family has always joked that instead of a devil on one shoulder and an angel on the other, I have my two grandmothers.

It’s been a shitty week, emotions-wise. I haven’t made a sale in going on three weeks, my sister-in-law wants to “decorate” my apartment, a.k.a. turn it into a beige purgatory, and my ex will give me half the money to file for our divorce, but not before telling me he loves and misses me.

Warning: Inane navel-gazing ahead!

For putting ideas in my head. Specifically, THIS idea:

Please post congratulatory gifs, please and thank you.

(Damn, so close!)

No fuckin’ way, dude. I’m just trying to get laid.