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"I'm sorry for men not taking a greater stand in this area," Idleman adds.

Ladies and gentleman, I give you the tale of Saint Basil Fuckoff, the patron saint of waiters and bartenders.

DANGIT BOBBY!

Sean Hannity, Rush Limbaugh, Bill O "iced tea motherfucker" Reilly, Megan "Dreaming of a White Santa" Kelly and Fox News employees should release a statement condemning the attacks. Or does the racial monolith not apply to white people?

Here's a few more options for the press;

I'm the third act of every movie you've ever seen

Excess Pussy Creates Moral Hazard

wait so like

Putting this out here:

Nancy, what the fuck are you talking about please.

Sausage wallet

Precious hamburgers?

Dick dungeon?

Elevator shaft.

Sex hole?

I think your pun WAS intended