The thing is if Mcintosh had been a “minority student,” then I doubt Rick Perry would have taken time out of his precious schedule to attack Brooks.

Fruit salad. Fruit salad is top five.

This was my first thought, too. All he has to do is look forward a few generations and we’ll all be a nice, homogenized light brown. Wish I could be there to see it.

I’m still waiting for the Hot Pocket flavored Hot Pocket that is stuffed with Hot Pockets. I’ve been eating warm cheese for a year in order to train my body for such an event.

I’m just waiting for someone to yell, “You lie!”

Bob’s Burgers went there, and the world did not end.

Still only the second scariest worm I’ve ever heard of:

I want to see Michael Richards as Kramer shaking Trump’s hand.

Sorry, you have a tapeworm chewing through your lower colon and that thing’s alive. You’re just a host. You’ll have to ask a woman if you’re allowed to get it removed from your body.

Agreed. And in the photo, Trudeau has a look on his face that says “what, you think I was born yesterday? Nice try, dick.”

I’m so glad my lively Prime Minister was ready for him. Justin can hold his own, afterall, the man is in excellent physical shape and almost half that decaying turd’s age.

does anyone else feel like they’ve aged like 15 years in the last 20 days?

Very clever! I’m definitely not surprised they’d play it well. Prof musicians can site read the daylights out of just about anything, especially an orchestral standard like Beethoven’s 7th. Good stuff

“break the back of the criminal cartels that have spread across our nation and are destroying the blood of our youth,”

Sigh. I miss the Obamas. But, I’m truly glad they are enjoying themselves. They deserve it. Meanwhile

Denis Leary as Kellyanne Conway.

okay, now we NEED Rosie to play Bannon...

Please refrain from connecting the pile of rotting yams to the awesomeness of Hamilton in anyway. 

Coach/guy/person really seemed to enjoy that little improv. He was tickled pink.

Protests are the new brunch