Oh Germain people are going to be so mad at you for spoiling the movie.

You cannot engineer the pop, you can only pray for it.

Silly Universal. You don’t stop the movie to have a side character dump exposition about a unifying organization and storyline.

We can’t afford bigger bladders. Because of student debt.

hopefully we’ll be able to buy it again someday for less than $100 a piece.

What a douchebag! If you feel insulted by the name “Boaty McBoatface” you need not just to lighten up, you also need to fucking grow up.

This probably isn’t even a question. But is there a worst decision than trying to sleep next to your kid?

Not even a little!

1. It’s very well established (specifically on The Takeout) that 20% tip is a minimum expectation, and is not tied to the performance of the server (to be clear, I’m not advocating this, but it appears a whooooole lot of people do)

Not like in America, where we are consistent in our measurements.

To be honest, I’m many episodes behind.  SHIELD has been firing on all cylinders for a few seasons now.  But, hey, I liked season one, so what do I know?

I prefer to measure my speed in knots. 75 kts is about 86 mph.

Starting a show early is so hilariously un-rock-and-roll.

That’s all well and good, but any true bachelor can tell you that supermarket rotisserie chicken is meant to be eaten cold, over the sink, in your underwear.

I broke my hip reading your comment.

Did your aunt also do Gary Busey? Maybe she's to blame.

What about tackling and strangling someone? Maybe that’s not a sex offense, but surely tackling and strangling someone is against the law, whether you masturbate on them or not? How did he not get jail time for that?

It’s just like in n’ out - a perfectly fine fast food burger that’s been blown way out of proportion because it’s only available in one part of the country. See also Chik-Fil-A. 

We finally had both storyline connect - both because Daisy, Piper and Davis finally cam home like they wanted but most excitingly through this season’s big bad. It turns out what is happening on Earth right now has happened before all over the Galaxy. Planets are being destroyed starting with small spacetime anomalies…

Which she forgets to use when the bat-thing first started flying around and then when it took its time forcing its way down Keller’s throat. I hate that shit.